Damn Cat, You Ugly
He’s looking at me again. The stupid cat. He’s an orange striped cat. I think there’s a specific name for that color, but I don’t know...
And the struggle to find it.
Four offspring, three dogs, and a cat, they're all suspects. I can't be the only one who walks around aimlessly looking for her cell phone while speaking on it. Can I? If you've ever found yourself yelling out, "Ya'll gon make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here," then please, grab a chair, (but don't sit on it because the kids will be hungry or need their butt wiped as soon as you do) and join this creative writing blogger in an epic adventure as I seek the location of my sanity.